What's your favourite Tony Soprano quote?

1. I wipe my a** with your feelings.
    

   14 %

   I wipe my a** with your feelings.
   161 votes
2. What use is an unloaded gun?
    

   6 %

   What use is an unloaded gun?
   76 votes
3. You got any idea what my life would be worth if certain people found out I checked into a laughing academy?
    

   3 %

   You got any idea what my life would be worth if certain people found out I checked into a laughing academy?
   38 votes
4. What f****** kind of human being am I, if my own mother wants me dead?
    

   13 %

   What f****** kind of human being am I, if my own mother wants me dead?
   149 votes
5. Hey, I don't even let anyone wag their finger in my face.
    

   2 %

   Hey, I don't even let anyone wag their finger in my face.
   28 votes
6. I won't pay. I know too much about extortion.
    

   3 %

   I won't pay. I know too much about extortion.
   40 votes
7. You don't s*** where you eat. And you really don't s**t where I eat.
    

   19 %

   You don't s*** where you eat. And you really don't s**t where I eat.
   229 votes
8. Is everyone in my life f*****' bananas?
    

   10 %

   Is everyone in my life f*****' bananas?
   115 votes
9. When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.
    

   10 %

   When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.
   118 votes
10. All due respect, you got no f*****' idea what it's like to be Number One.
     

    20 %

    All due respect, you got no f*****' idea what it's like to be Number One.
    234 votes
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