What's your favourite Tony Soprano quote?

1. I wipe my a** with your feelings.
    

   15 %

   I wipe my a** with your feelings.
   459 votes
2. What use is an unloaded gun?
    

   6 %

   What use is an unloaded gun?
   204 votes
3. You got any idea what my life would be worth if certain people found out I checked into a laughing academy?
    

   2 %

   You got any idea what my life would be worth if certain people found out I checked into a laughing academy?
   75 votes
4. What f****** kind of human being am I, if my own mother wants me dead?
    

   12 %

   What f****** kind of human being am I, if my own mother wants me dead?
   380 votes
5. Hey, I don't even let anyone wag their finger in my face.
    

   3 %

   Hey, I don't even let anyone wag their finger in my face.
   91 votes
6. I won't pay. I know too much about extortion.
    

   3 %

   I won't pay. I know too much about extortion.
   109 votes
7. You don't s*** where you eat. And you really don't s**t where I eat.
    

   19 %

   You don't s*** where you eat. And you really don't s**t where I eat.
   603 votes
8. Is everyone in my life f*****' bananas?
    

   9 %

   Is everyone in my life f*****' bananas?
   283 votes
9. When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.
    

   9 %

   When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.
   295 votes
10. All due respect, you got no f*****' idea what it's like to be Number One.
     

    22 %

    All due respect, you got no f*****' idea what it's like to be Number One.
    656 votes
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